Related Video Collections
All Comments
My girlfriend keeps calling my cat a pussy and its really bugging me. How can I make her stop? It's just weird and awkward. She will say things like "That sure is a big pussy" And..."That's one hairy pussy you have there." Also "That pussy looks hungry" Sometimes...if it has been raining outside..."That's one wet pussy" She doesn't even know how bad it sounds. 99% of the world think of Vagina when they hear the word pussy. So why the heck doesn't she? Why does she thinks it's acceptable to say? She doesn't even say freaking "pussy cat" its always just "pussy". I don't know how to tell her to stop without bringing up an extremely awkward conversation. I also don't want her to feel embarrassed. What can I do? | | Call her one and see if she likes it | Why is my pussy hairy? and very big and wide? | | Probably because you haven't shaved it ? What is a ***** anyway your avatar looks male? | How can i approve my appearance? would a guy rather a hairy pussy or shaved?? and fake boobs or natural? big or small boobs? | | its so sexy when a girl has a trimmed pussy.like a long line of kinda thin hair on the pussy.and big natural boobs! | Sexually what do u look for in yr partner? specifically genital wise what do u look for?
guys are u looking for a little or medium or big set of titts
and
are u looking for a tight pussy and hairy or hairless?
girls are u looking for a small or medium or big penis and is it hairless or hairly? | Its always nice to find a nice big thick cock. I don't mind a little hair, but come on guys, keep it trimmed.
SIn | Can fish get you pregnant? one day i was swimming when a fish got into my bikini and flapped its big hairy "gills" around the pussy. now i get sick and i am fatter and my doctor says im pregnant. could the goldfish be the father??? | | Yes and your baby will have to go to a special high-bred school teach him/her to protect themselves from the half person half frog types they can be pretty harsh. | GUYS: Do I sound HOTT!!? ...I have blonde long hair..shiney, blue eyes, nice, cute, sexy, long legs (not hairy). Tall (but not to tall) guys should b taller then gurls, nice straight theeth, big boobs,tight pussy, not hairy ewwww, tall about 5" 7 i work at a striper club, im 23 years old. i hgave small feet, single and no guys, thats all please tell me what u think b honest | You sound hot...now let's see the picture.
Btw, I love a woman with nice straight "theeth" ;) | Boys what do you rather #? favourite sort of pussy ? As in , hairy , bald, big, tight, etc | Hmmm..
well sweety....
guess no one understood what u wanted to ask..
did u mean puss...
well if it is .. then bald .. tight is gud...
lol | Funny Jokes 5.. Hope you guys like them? 14) A Mexican, an American, and a Pollock are all in an airplane Flying over Mexico.
The Mexican drops a pear on his country.
When the American asks why he says he loves his country.
Then they're flying over the US and the American drops an apple.
When the Pollock asks why he says because he loves his country.
Then they're flying over the Pollock's country and the Pollock drops a bomb.
When the American and the Mexican ask why he says because he hates his country.
A while later the Mexican is walking the streets and he sees a boy who is crying.
He asks why and the boy says because a pear fell out of the sky and hit him on the head.
The American is walking the streets and he sees a little girl crying.
When he asks her why she says because an apple fell out of the sky and hit her on the head.
The Pollock is walking the streets and he comes to a man that is laughing.
When he asks him why the man says, "Because I farted and the building behind me blew up!"
15) John is in Amsterdam and visits a nudist colony there.
While wandering around naked he sopts a gorgeous blonde and he immediately gets an erection. The woman notices his erection, comes over and says "Sir, did you call for me?"
John replies: "No!"
She says "Well, it's a rule here that if I give you an erection, it means you called for me."
She then layes him down and starts making love to him.
Later that day John visits the sauna, but as he sits down he farts. A huge big hairy guy get up, drops his towel to show a huge erection and says "Sir, did you call for me?"
John replies, "No!"
The man says, "It's a rule that when you fart, it implies you called for me." The man then knocks John to the floor and has his way with him.
As soon as he's finished John rushes back to his room, grabs all his things and heads for the exit. On his way out he's stopped by the manager he askes "Can I help you ?"
John says "Here's my room keys I'm leaving early"
The manager asks why and John replies "I'm 60 years old, I get an erection once a week but I fart 20 times a day !!"
16) Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two prostitutes and take them to their separate hotel rooms.
The first dwarf, however, is unable to get a stiffy. His depression is enhanced by the fact that, from the next room, he hears cries of, "ONE, TWO, THREE...UUUUH!" all night long.
In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, "How did it go?"
The first whispered back, "It was so embarrassing. I just couldn't get a hard on."
The second dwarf shook his head. "You think that's embarrassing?!!" he asked. "I couldn't even get on the bed!!!"
17) This guy was walking down the street and this hooker says, "Say, wanna have a good time?" "Sure," he says and they were off to the nearest motel.
She takes off her clothes and he keeps staring at her. She says, "Is this the first pussy you seen since you crawled out of one?" The guy says,
"Nope, just the first one I've seen big enough to crawl back into."
18) There are two ants living in a girl's pair of panties.
One day they decide to go exploring in the caves. They said to meet back in the same spot in and hour.
So, one ant went in one cave, and the other ant in a different cave. After an hour went by, the two ants met back up.
One ant was covered in brown, sticky, smelly stuff. "Eeew!, What was your cave like" asked the other ant.
"It was nice at first, but it soon became really smelly and the walls were all dark and sticky" replied the ant. "So how was your cave ?".
"Well" he said, "It was lovely at first, all pink and warm, but then this bald guy started head butting me and then spitting on me."
| | HAHAHAHA! lol some are kinda gross but funny hehe! | Have you seen......................? my big, fat pussy cat? She's a bit hairy, has really sharp fangs. | | Mine doesn't have any hair.........but I know where she is.............. | Is this a way of flirting? So this guy at school used to flirt a little with me every now and then. We really didnt talk much but whenever we did, he was really nice. I'm friends with his younger brother and the other day i was texting him and i got a text saying "is your pussy hairy". I got really mad and offended and his younger brother said it was his brother. The next day at school i didnt talk to him. I asked his brother if he knows im mad at him and he said that yes he knew i was mad at him and that he didnt care. So a couple of days later in class i stand up and the guy says "flat ***" i told his brother to tell him that i heard him call me that. 2 days later i stand up again in class and he calls me flat *** again!! this time i yelled at him. Then during lunch I went to his table with a bag of chips and said "hey i hope this big bag of chips makes my *** bigger" Then he busted out laughing and nodded his head and turned the other way. Soo guys would u do this to a girl who didnt like? I didnt do anything for him to be upset with me. Can this be his way of flirting | | If it's flirting, he sounds like a ******bag. |
|